Keep your kids laughing with this fun free printable Valentine’s Day joke cootie catcher. It’s a sweet holiday-themed twist on the classic paper fortune teller.
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What is a cootie catcher?
A cootie catcher is a classic origami game that’s also sometimes called a fortune teller. When I was younger, my friends and I used the two names interchangeably—and kids still love playing with them today!
How do you play?
To play, start by choosing one of the four outer flaps. These are often labeled with colors or Valentine’s Day–themed images. If you choose a color, spell out each letter while opening and closing the cootie catcher.
Next, you’ll see four numbers. Pick one and count up to it as you move the folds again. Then choose one final number and lift the flap to reveal a sweet Valentine’s Day joke!
This Valentine’s version adds a fun holiday twist that makes kids laugh while practicing spelling, counting, and following directions.
How to Fold a Fortune Teller
Growing up, my friends and I made cootie catchers all the time—I even thought of myself as a bit of a pro! After not making one in years though, I quickly realized I needed a little refresher.
If you’re in the same boat, don’t worry. Follow the simple steps and graphic below for an easy folding tutorial. These instructions are also printed directly on the bottom of the cootie catcher printable.
- Step 1: After cutting out the cootie catcher, place it artwork-side down on a flat surface. Fold each corner into the center of the page.
- Step 2: Flip the paper over and fold all four corners into the center again.
- Step 3: Turn the page over so the folds are facing down.
- Step 4: Repeat the process by folding each corner into the center one more time.
- Step 5: Finish by folding the paper in half horizontally and then vertically.
That’s it! Your fortune teller is ready to go—now it’s time to open it up and enjoy all the silly Valentine’s Day jokes inside
Free Printable Valentine’s Day Joke Cootie Catcher
This cootie catcher is designed to print onto a standard 8.5×11 inch piece of printer paper or cardstock.
Feel free to download and print as many copies of the cootie catcher as you would like. However, please do not edit or redistribute the files in any way.
Want a preview of the jokes featured? Which one is your favorite?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
What did the cat say on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purr-fect!
Why did the boy bring a broom to his Valentine’s Day date?
Because he wanted to sweep her off her feet!
What did one piece of toast say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
You’re my butter half.
How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
Why were the scientists a perfect match.
Because they had great chemistry!
What did the calculator say to its Valentine?
You can count on me!
What do squirrels say to each other on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!
Favorite Supplies:
These are a few of my favorite supplies that I use and LOVE!
- White Cardstock: For most projects, I recommend printing onto cardstock. It is much more durable than standard printer paper and often produces a higher quality print.
- Crayons: A staple in any crafting household. Crayola is always the top notch choice!
- Kid Friendly Safety Scissors: These are perfect for little kids learning how to use scissors. They cut paper but not fingers or hair!
- Glue Sticks: These disappearing purple glue sticks are by far my favorite! I love buying them in bulk since we use them so often!
- Lamination Machine: Laminating printables are a great way to make them last longer. If you are planning on laminating to make games reusable, be sure to get a bunch of dry erase markers as well.
- Dry Erase Pockets: Dry erase pockets are a great alternative to using a lamination machine when wanting to make printable games and activities reusable.
- Printer: A high quality printer is always recommended for the best results. If you are in need of a printer this Brother Wireless Printer is a great choice.
More fun free Valentine’s Day Printables
- Valentine’s Day Coloring Pages
- Valentine’s Day I Spy
- Valentine’s Day Word Searches
- Valentine’s Day Mazes
- Valentine’s Day Count and Color
- Valentine’s Day Circle the Number
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