You’re one in a melon! These super cute free printable food puns valentines cards will keep all of your kids’ friends, family and classmates laughing this Valentine’s Day!

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Supplies Needed:
- White Cardstock
- Scissors or a paper cutter
How to Assemble:
First, download the free printable pdf from the download link at the bottom of this post. Print onto standard 8.5×11 inch pieces of paper. For the very best quality, I would highly recommend printing onto white cardstock.
6 different fruit pun Valentine’s Day cards will print per 8.5×11 inch page. Once trimmed, each card will measure 3×4 inches.
The food puns include:
- You’re one in a melon
- We make a great pear
- Orange you glad we’re friends?
- You’re the apple of my eye
- You’ll always have a pizza my heart
- Lime all yours!
I would definitely recommend using a paper cutter to trim the cards apart to ensure that the lines are as straight as possible. This is the paper cutter that I currently have on my work desk and I can highly recommend it as it sure gets a lot of use!
Have your child fill out their name on the front of the cards and then hand out to their friends, family and classmates!

Check out some of our other free printable Valentines for kids:
All of these valentine’s below are totally free to download and print today! From dinosaurs to race cars, unicorns to pencil toppers, I’m sure that you’ll be able to find something that you and your kids will love putting together for your friends and family this Valentine’s Day.
Dinosaur Valentines for Kids – Free Printable
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Free Printable Valentine’s Day Tic Tac Toe Game
These free printable Valentine’s Day tic tac toe games would make the perfect little treat to hand out to your child’s friends and classmates. Not only is it a fun game, but you can eat the delicious candy after you are done playing! Click here to read the full tutorial.
Coloring Page Valentines for Kids – Free Printable
I just love Valentines that offer a fun activity as well as a thoughtful card. This Valentines set includes 4 different coloring pages with cute puns to go along with them! View the full blog post here.
Free Printable Race Car Valentines
I’m wheel-y glad that we’re friends! This Valentine is great for any kids who love cars or trucks. Click here to read the full blog post and view the download links.
Free Printable Pencil Topper Valentines – You’re The Write Friend For Me
These super cute pencil toppers would make great Valentine’s for your kid’s classmates this year. The best part is they also get a really cool pencil to keep! Click here to read the full post.
Free Printable Candy Bar Wrappers for Valentines Day
These candy bar wrappers are a great way to give a bar of chocolate with a little extra personalization. I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t want to receive a nice big bar of chocolate this Valentine’s Day! View the full blog post here.
Free Printable Unicorn Valentines for Kids
These adorable unicorn valentines will make sure your Valentine’s Day is extra magical this year! Click here to view the full blog post and download links.
Favorite Supplies:
These are a few of my favorite supplies that I use and LOVE!
- White Cardstock: For most projects, I recommend printing onto cardstock. It is much more durable than standard printer paper and often produces a higher quality print.
- Crayons: A staple in any crafting household. Crayola is always the top notch choice!
- Kid Friendly Safety Scissors: These are perfect for little kids learning how to use scissors. They cut paper but not fingers or hair!
- Glue Sticks: These disappearing purple glue sticks are by far my favorite! I love buying them in bulk since we use them so often!
- Lamination Machine: Laminating printables are a great way to make them last longer. If you are planning on laminating to make games reusable, be sure to get a bunch of dry erase markers as well.
- Dry Erase Pockets: Dry erase pockets are a great alternative to using a lamination machine when wanting to make printable games and activities reusable.
- Printer: A high quality printer is always recommended for the best results. If you are in need of a printer this Brother Wireless Printer is a great choice.
Free Printable Fruit Puns Valentines
Feel free to download and print as many copies of the fruit puns valentines as you would like. However, please do not edit or redistribute the files in any way. The valentines are for personal or classroom use only.

Download Links:
Click here to download the free printable food puns valentines.
Did you use any of these free printable Valentines this year? I would love to see them! Feel free to tag me on Instagram at @pjsandpaint.
